HunsterMonter Quotes

Chat/Quote #50 +(-9)-
<gnsnprwldwsl> Anyone here into cars ?
<%tm10> I've been into a car once. It was pretty sweet.
<Arayu> Yeah
<Arayu> I've been in a car or two
<gnsnprwldwsl> = ='
<gnsnprwldwsl> Sigh, IRC.

Chat/Quote #143 +(-9)-
Jask: It's like how some people like regular milk better, and some like chocolate milk better.
HotGamerMum: breastmilk?
Jask: That totally wasn't a racial comment, Mum.
croda: no, that's an interracial metaphor jask
HotGamerMum: ...
croda: cuz margerine comes in a tub and butter is in a stick =)

Chat/Quote #124 +(-10)-
SoulG: I honestly like the look of Zack
SoulG: I mean, er...ps3 slim, yeah
SoulG: PS3! I said PS3!

Chat/Quote #173 +(-10)-
[17:40] <@Corona>Who wore a cabbage leaf under his cap?
[17:40] <~Biscuit> DUNNO
[17:40] <sososcary> johnny appleseed
[17:40] <Mr_Popo> babe motherfucking ruth
[17:40] <@Corona> Here's your 1st hint: bab_ ____
[17:40] <~Biscuit> babe ruth
[17:40] <@Corona> Winner: Biscuit Answer: babe ruth Time:6 13. Streak:6 214 Points:6 WPM:6 Rank:1st
[17:40] <Mr_Popo> babe ruth
[17:40] <~Biscuit> ty
[17:40] <Mr_Popo> no fucking way
[17:40] <~Biscuit> srsly
[17:41] <Mr_Popo> i jsut said that randomly

Chat/Quote #39 +(-12)-
<Corona>: In New York 2 years ago, 200 monks decided to meditate in Time Square, and their goal was to reduce crime in the city by 25%
<Corona>: At first, they were made fun of by the police
<Corona>: After one week, they ended up getting support from the police
<Corona>: Because in one week, there was a 25% drop
<ZackVixACD>: damn Monks, they have a lot of mana
<TheSeraph>: do i get girls if i meditate in a shopping centre?

Chat/Quote #172 +(-12)-
[23:55] <VioletKIRA> What is DyrimTW's Faggot hour?
[23:55] <Ryuko> im too coo for schoo
[23:55] <Mr_Popo> lol
[23:56] <Mr_Popo> his stream
[23:56] <&DyrimTW> Me streaming MH
[23:56] <Jask> It's when Dyrim streams himself singing love songs for tm10.

Chat/Quote #195 +(-12)-
KidImposter: !google is gone
MumsWrath: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beGjncfEPt8
KidImposter: niggerfuckshitdamn

Chat/Quote #231 +(-12)-
<Ichiro>:"The Xbox 360 was designed for a long life, and I don’t even know if we’re at the midpoint yet."
<Ichiro>: Long life... Yet many died already...

Chat/Quote #238 +(-14)-
Frogore: For all we know there could be a raid on the WIKI and not the chat. Picture waking up tomorrow and there be gay dinosaur sex gifs on every page

Chat/Quote #224 +(-15)-
<Cleric> i was on a friend's file and i threw a masterball at one of the elite 4's pokemon
<ZackVixACD> you wasted his masterball lol
<Cleric> he was soooo pissed
<Cleric> i was like... hmmm... catches anything eh

Chat/Quote #72 +(-17)-
UglyGypceros: GODDAMNIT THERE'S NO FUNNY QUOTES INVOLVING ME

Chat/Quote #33 +(-18)-
Jask: Hello all.
tm10: hi
tm10: i am the only one around
Jask: Well, it's just you and I then.
Jask: Shall we turn down the lights?
* tm10 puts on some Barry White
tm10: We shall.

Chat/Quote #80 +(-18)-
<&thraadash> PORN is a good concentration Method, Fanny.

Chat/Quote #147 +(-18)-
tm10: I HAD a beard twice the beard of his beard, and no vagina around my penis because of it
tm10: And I shave my pubes, just in case I get raped.
tm10: I like to be courteous to my lovers
tm10: No one likes a bush.

Chat/Quote #165 +(-20)-
thraadash: I have opened a piece of chocolate to see lots of white little worms in it.
DragoValhar:I'd suggest buying chocolate from someone other than that guy in the windowless van down by the river.

Chat/Quote #194 +(-21)-
<Popo|Thinking>: i have a question
<Popo|Thinking>: if dumbledore was gay
<Popo|Thinking>: would that mean that snape is guilty of a hate crime?

Chat/Quote #125 +(-22)-
Draconoob: omg just got back from jogging...gonna die..

Chat/Quote #132 +(-22)-
Jask: Fuck!
Jask: I lift up the toilet seat and there's a spider sitting on the edge of the bowl.
JMRV: Do you clean up your toilet?
Rensei: lol.

Chat/Quote #109 +(-24)-
[20:45] <Ninjarayu> I wouldn't sleep with a sheep!
[20:46] <Pants> That almost sounds like a slogan they've put on a really fucked up PSA.
[20:46] <Ninjarayu> This is a new PSA
[20:46] <Pants> Is it against sleeping with sheep?
[20:46] <Andra> >:|
[20:46] <Andra> lol
[20:47] <Ninjarayu> We have discovered that smoking marijuana can sometimes lead to initiating sexual intercourse with odd beings/objects, such as sheep, tables, and pillows.
[20:47] <Ninjarayu> So please, remember the saying "I don't sleep with sheep," and avoid smoking marijuana.

Chat/Quote #127 +(-24)-
ZackVixACD: heya people
ZackVixACD: does anyone play guitar here?
dyudt: no
dyudt: but my brother does
dyudt: but ive been playin drums since i was like 11
ratchild: I play cd's - I used to play tapes but I'm out of practice
ZackVixACD: oh god, you are so useless :/