HunsterMonter Quotes

Chat/Quote #266 +(43)-
mib_y5mf69: can any of u tell me how to kill 2 tigrex
Jask: What weapon types are you most comfortable with?
mib_y5mf69: long sword
Jask: Well, Tigrex's weakness is Thunder, so try for the Eager Cleaver line.
Jask: You'll want some armor that has skills to compliment it, but enough defense to survive his attacks. You can upgrade armor for the second part of that
mib_y5mf69: i did but with devil slicer
Jask: What armor have you been using?
mib_y5mf69: tigrex armour
Jask: ...
Jask: You're using Tigrex armor and asking how to kill Tigrex?

Chat/Quote #5 +(41)-
Nya: There is no Los Ecoology
Nya: Only ian
eyjaynizel: But wai? =/
Nya: idk, It's pretty much assumed that all los does is kill shit and flare his massive wang around the females.

Chat/Quote #329 +(41)-
Alguien que me ayude con el emulador no puedo ver a los jugadores.

Chat/Quote #342 +(33)-
If you see a rajang, flash bomb it! blind puck can't do shit!

Chat/Quote #2 +(32)-
Moribaiken: I killed kut-ku whilst drunk for the first time
Moribaiken: so I believe drunk = super me!
Moribaiken: true story yo
Moribaiken: tried killin for a week couldn't
Moribaiken: then got drunk and killed em
Moribaiken: pwnd

Chat/Quote #335 +(31)-
When the other players starting waiting for you and following you around, you know that you've become their hero.

That's when your anxiety kicks in.

Chat/Quote #22 +(30)-
SoulEatingFreak: Fighting Kushala
SoulEatingFreak: this calls for lucky star music
SoulEatingFreak: because i am a gigantic faggot

Chat/Quote #254 +(26)-
<Revenant>: I bet you the way the towns of Monster Hunter were really developed was from a hunter being bored shitless waiting for Rathalos to come down.
<Revenant>: Not some meaningful and philosophical journey
<Revenant>: "I just really wanted to kill that cunt"

Chat/Quote #51 +(25)-
<&NotAdelaine> introduce her to MH.
<Dy-dy> :o
* NotAdelaine is now known as FakeMod
<&FakeMod> hey, that's how my husband snagged me.
<%tm10> How would I introduce her to mh?
<&FakeMod> dunno. you think of something.
<Dy-dy> "Hey, wanna play a fucking fun game? It's in my pants, gimme a second."
<Dy-dy> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
<&FakeMod> that works.
<%tm10> And then she screams and everyone looks at me.
<Tora> ._.
<Dy-dy> And then you whip your dick out.
<&FakeMod> if she's cynical enough to have your sense of humor, it might actually be great.
<&FakeMod> -_- not the whipping dick out part.
<Dy-dy> XD
<%tm10> There is nothing wrong with being a cynic :(
<&FakeMod> of course not. I meant that if she's the kind of person who'd take it as a joke, rather than be offended by it.
<Dy-dy> Or with whipping your dick out.
<&FakeMod> well, any decent girl would get offended at the whipping dick out part. =_=
<Dy-dy> The nickname "Tiny Tim" comes to mind.....
<Biscuit> :D
<%tm10> I don't think she even owns a PSP =
<&FakeMod> aw. then lend her one
<%tm10> Fuck no, they're expensive.
<&FakeMod> <-- thinks that the best way to a woman's heart is gaems, but maybe that's just me.
<%tm10> What if she breaks it?
<&FakeMod> then you whip your dick out.
<Dy-dy> I love you so much right now.
<%tm10> I love you.

Chat/Quote #319 +(22)-
(lead_hooves) anyone know an even faster way to level up cats?
(Plesioth) play better
(Plesioth) OH
(Plesioth) SNAP

Chat/Quote #6 +(21)-
Ravenide: Can I get a Monob Heart from Diab?

Chat/Quote #339 +(21)-
Vaccaria: I'm okay with the fact that there are cheaters in MHFU and MHP3rd, which means I still have a job. But if someone, SOMEONE, just tries to cheat in MHF1, I am so done that I will be a mod just to make a new role to call them "true n00b" when they go to the #gulag, and leave the server again :V

Chat/Quote #15 +(19)-
Arayu|Away: Some guy in Capcom's offices is sitting there
Arayu|Away: Watching the website
Arayu|Away: "When's the next patch?!"

Chat/Quote #69 +(19)-
Mizu[RftL]: Hopefully I won't think a Lao can dig again..

Chat/Quote #85 +(19)-
Nyahgis: anteka just got me kitty carted

Chat/Quote #249 +(19)-
Tobikun: do sonic bombs work well on congalala's? I have some spare from my YKK

Chat/Quote #230 +(17)-
AkantorSlayer: i need help slaying an akantor

Chat/Quote #140 +(15)-
tigrexXx [Mibbit@3EDFB640.74DC5E0D.D128E757.IP] entered the room.
Ghostcat: oooh
Ghostcat: tigrex porn

Chat/Quote #177 +(14)-
<Zana> XD Los and Rathian
<Zana> ZOMG lool
<Zana> OMG :(
<Zana> DEAR GOD!

Chat/Quote #12 +(12)-
Seamus: Afk, I'm bored now, so I'm gonna bash in Naruga's face with a Teostra Del Sol.
LikeNoWay: Naruga looks like a cat...
Seamus: Way to fucking state the obvious, LWN.
LikeNoWay: That's LNW to you, sir!
LikeNoWay: And it's more like dog..
xXHasukiXx: No narga looks like a rat
LikeNoWay: No, it's a bat. :)
xXHasukiXx lol
Prime223: I thought it was a panther slash bat
Prime223: thing
LikeNoWay: Nope, that's a black person's penis.