HunsterMonter Quotes

Chat/Quote #118 +(73)-
*** Jask has changed the topic on channel #socb to Emos emos everywhere, and not a drop of bloo- Oh hell, it's everywhere. Jake, get the mop!.
<Kogath> Nice
<&Jenna> Who's Jake!?
<&Jask> Eh, first name to come to my mind
<&Jask> Our janitor?
<&Jenna> Kewlio
<&Jenna> Bet he's got awesome stories.
<&Jask> I dunno if you'd call mopping up blood, sweat, lube, and semen an awesome story
<&Jenna> i would
<&Jenna> how wouldn't that be an awesome story!?

Chat/Quote #31 +(72)-
DyrimTW: It's bullshit, and i'm calling christians on it.
* Jesus stabs Dyrim.
Jesus: The pain means I'm real.
DyrimTW: wtf
*** npc has joined #socb.
Senpai3330: rofl
DyrimTW: .....hax.

Chat/Quote #251 +(64)-
<Nya> Real men are having sex right now!

Chat/Quote #149 +(64)-
Work|MonthOLDpickle: motorla clit
Work|MonthOLDpickle: err Cliq

Chat/Quote #66 +(62)-
Redpug987 [Mibbit@mib-240AE7FB.bois.qwest.net] entered the room.
Redpug987: FUCK YOU ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
Redpug987: FUCK ASS FUCKS!!!!
mode (+b *!*@mib-240AE7FB.bois.qwest.net) by Jask
ZackVixACD: he is still in the room
ZackVixACD: I am waited for a very original message in your kick Jask
Morgene: He can't talk or anything
Jask: I figured I'd let him sit and watch for a short time
Redpug987 left the room (Kicked by Jask (very original)).

Chat/Quote #55 +(61)-
<tm10> The chat quotes on that site are terrible. The only good ones are from the old #socb. That place really did go to shit like everyone said when we left.

Chat/Quote #43 +(60)-
AdmiredFob: yao
AdmiredFob: yap
AdmiredFob: lol embargo
maxninja: he was gonna say yaoi
maxninja: cus he gay
Corona: ya i know
maxninja: RUFFLE
maxninja: 1
Jask: Hey Fob, you missed it, there was a yaoi night at fanime. You'd have loved it.
AdmiredFob: idk wtf a yaoi is :/
Corona: that makes me feel like killing myself
AdmiredFob: omg
AdmiredFob: dick
Jask: Haha! Please tell me you just googled "yaoi"

Chat/Quote #136 +(60)-
<Adalet> Hey WANDER
<Butthurt> inb4nigger
<Adalet> You're a fucking NIGGER.
<Jaded> Maiden > bot
* Wandermeyer sets mode: +b *!*@428E5C17.E36FE25C.14E6DA79.IP
<Kite> nice butthurt
<Kite> that was good timing
* Adalet was kicked by Wandermeyer (cool)

Chat/Quote #157 +(60)-
<%Jecht> This hand of mine is burning red!
<%Jecht> It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
<%Jecht> Erupting...Jecht..Finger!!!
* %Jecht Triumphant Grasps Paladin
* %Jecht ex bursts
<%Jecht> C'mon c'mon c'mon! Let's go!
*** Jecht kicked Paladin from the channel: 9999
<Cleric> holy shit that was ovar 9000

Chat/Quote #248 +(60)-
<Anon>: yeah, if you rape them and they end up enjoying it, that's called unrape

Chat/Quote #135 +(59)-
*** Seamus joined #socb
19:15 Adalet: I masturbate to cats.
19:15 Mr_Popo: that doesnt really count, jask...
19:15 Adalet: Seamus enters at all the wrong times.
19:15 Mr_Popo: what a great entrance for seamus, no?
19:15 *** gackto quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
19:15 Seamus: I always pick interesting times to come in.
19:15 Jask: That's softcore, isn't it, Popo?
19:15 Ryuko: And I can imagine what seamus is thinking now

Chat/Quote #117 +(57)-
Freakonature00: what time is it in canada now
TheSeraph: tiger time

Chat/Quote #91 +(53)-
[23:01:44] <hisilthur> ANSWER THE QUESTIOHN
[23:01:51] <Shinryuu> [23:00:52] <Shinryuu> THEN NO, YOU CAN'T PLAY ONLINE
[23:01:51] <hisilthur> pls
[23:01:51] <Shinryuu> [23:00:52] <Shinryuu> THEN NO, YOU CAN'T PLAY ONLINE
[23:01:52] <Shinryuu> [23:00:52] <Shinryuu> THEN NO, YOU CAN'T PLAY ONLINE
[23:01:52] <Arayu|AFK> SHUT THE FUCK UP, HIS
[23:01:54] <Arayu|AFK> WE DID
[23:01:59] <Arayu|AFK> TWENTY FUCKING TIME
[23:01:59] <Arayu|AFK> S
[23:02:01] <hisilthur> HOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[23:02:06] <Prime223> U NEED TO GO TO THE XLINK KAI WEBSITE AND FIND OUT HOW TO GET ONLINE THERE.
[23:02:10] <Shinryuu> GO AWAY
[23:02:13] <hisilthur> oo
[23:02:15] <Nelo> LOL
[23:02:15] <Arayu|AFK> I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR BALLS OUT WITH A MOTHER FUCKING SPOON.

Chat/Quote #250 +(52)-
<Ryuko>: Dude, this an amazing idea: Build a structure that spans the entire equator, then knock out the supports so that it floats above the surface of the planet. People get on at one point, the earth rotates under them, and they get off somewhere else.

Chat/Quote #162 +(51)-
Cleric: goomba + mario = kinky jumpsex
ZackVixACD: pr0n gif > pr0n vid
jfromeo: pr0n jpg > pr0n gif > pr0n vid > real pr0n
Ryuko: ascii pr0n > pr0n jpg > pr0n gif > pr0n vid > real pr0n
jfromeo: hello kitty > ascii pr0n > pr0n jpg > pr0n gif > pr0n vid > real pr0n
ZackVixACD: damn I forgot that you guys were sicker than I was.

Chat/Quote #103 +(50)-
<MonthOLDpickle>: penis
<thraadash>: I don't get it.
<thraadash>: What's so fun about mentioning the male genital?
<thraadash>: Why not say something more soothing to the mouth, like, "Perpendicular".

Chat/Quote #164 +(50)-
***MonthOLDpickle fapfapdap
Jesus: dap?
Jask|cleaning: dap?
MonthOLDpickle: penis hitting the floor

Chat/Quote #245 +(48)-
*** ShotaBot|AHP!Adalet@3DADEEA9.C7C2E5EF.14E6DA79.IP kicked ZackVixACD from the channel: I'm TIRED of these MOTHER FUCKIN' ZACKVIXACD"s on my MOTHER FUCKIN' CHOO CHOO TRAIN. Fuck shit nigger damn cunt.

Chat/Quote #89 +(48)-
Work|||MonthOLDpickle: what exactly is blogging
Ninjarayu: It's like writing in a girly journal
Ninjarayu: But let everyone on the internet see it
Ninjarayu: And then get really pissed when they read it.

Chat/Quote #116 +(48)-
thraadash /whois Ghostcat | Reply from mIRC: I don't have a God Damned idea....